Frequently Asked Questions
These are just the answers to questions that I am often asked, so I figured I would answer them here:
Do you have reviews?
I do not. The review culture isn't one of which I am particularly fond. I prefer that the details of arrangements be mostly private. However, I am accepting testimonials, and I would love for you to leave me one, so I can list it here.
Do you tour?
I am based in Baltimore, and I spend most of my time in the Baltimore/NOVA/DC area. I do, however, travel often to Charlotte, Raleigh, Atlanta, Philadelphia, and NYC. If I do have any tours planned, you will find that info on my twitter.
What is your favorite color?
Without a doubt, PINK!
Do take outfit suggestions?
I cannot make a guarantee that I can accommodate, but you may absolutely ask. If the occasion is something that requires a certain attire (beach date. Black tie, etc), please let me know that, so I can dress appropriately. If you have request, please allow time for me to try to make that happen.
Do you have a menu?
Well, I am a human, not a restaurant, so no. I also ask that you refrain from asking explicit questions. I am unable to answer those, and it may result in the termination of our communications.
Do you see men of all ethnicities?
ABSOLUTELY! I do not discriminate on race, ethnicity, or country of origin.
Do you see all ages?
Unfortunately, no. I require my suitors to be at least 30 years old, and I prefer the over 50 crowd. If I do consider someone under 30, please understand a sizable deposit will be required.
Of course! I love seeing couples. Please be sure both partners are on the same page about this.
Will you travel outside the US with me?
I would love to! I am passport ready, and she is itching for more stamps
What is your favorite food?
Honestly, I love food, and I am down for anything, except indian cuisine. I never developed a taste for it.